Why does......

.....It take soooooooooo long for the things your waiting for to arrive? You could wait your entire life for one thing to happen & there's no guarentee it will. Love for example. That might never come along, or when it does it's with the wrong person, or the right person for the wrong reasons. Life is a very complicated thing. Especially when it comes to online shopping! Now I, like millions of others, have got a bit of a problem when it comes to internet shopping & even more so, auction sites. I've got a horrible addiction to ebay. I find things on there all the time that I know I could make great things out of, or would come in really handy, but when they get to the door & after they've been eagerly unwrapped, like so many Christmas presants, they just get pushed to one side to collect dust, given away or re-sold. Why is that? I mean, if you knew something was gona be a great idea when you came accross it, why is it so impractical once you get it out of its packaging? I guess some of it has to do with our "throw away" society attitude. Everything is expendable, whether it is or not. Maybe we're all just too materialistic....aaaaaaanyway, I'm wavering. Why does it take so long for things to arrive? Well, how can you be sure that the dodgey bloke you just bought that pink handbag (or something else) from actually posted it when he said he did? How do you know if the Royal Mail won't let you down, as it so regularly does. "Oh I'm sorry sir/madam, it must have been misplaced, lost, stolen or given to the posties dog for breakfast" But even worse than Royal Mail are companies like ParcelForce or City Link. They tell you they have brilliant services that take 24 or 48 hours guarenteed delivery, but they're talking out of their bum holes really, coz they just want your business, your hard earned pennies. They sit there, kissing your ass telling you this that & the other "Oh yes sir, no sir, three bags full sir" but what they're really thinking is, "Mmmmmmmmonay!!!!!!!!!!!" Only out to fill their own pockets for as little effort on their part as possible. Bastards. They never deliver anything on time. I'm still waiting for my parcel you sons of bitches!!!! Hurry up & get it to my door, or I'll be punching your delivery driver in the mouth & asking him to pass it on to the first manager he sees after leaving my door step. I mean, it's not that difficult really. Get parcel, put it on van, drive van to destination, get parcel out of van, walk to front door, knock on it & ask for a signature. A blind, deaf & dumb monkey could do a better job of it!!!!!!!! Get a move on you slackers & if it's broken I'll come find the tosser who threw it on the van & spit in his face.........